Apparently, the Man with No Name (rebooted for the 21st century... he now wears sunscreen and doesn't smoke) does not know how to use a camera because this is the only picture of me he took that was in focus.
Probably for the best. I was a totally badass Angelina Jolie version of Lara Croft if you can't tell. I have to make a formal apology to my lululemon workout shorts - they never expected (for good reason) to be worn anywhere except the gym.
